LJ Idol Week 5 - "Build a Better Mousetrap"

Three blind mice,
Three blind mice,
See how they run,
See how they run,
First they get chucked in an acid lake,
And then they get stabbed by a sharpened rake,
Then shut in a box with a rattlesnake,
Those three blind mice.

Three blind mice,
Three blind mice,
See how they run,
See how they run,
Get squished by an anvil until they're flat,
And rhythmically hit with a cricket bat,
And fed to a ravenous pussycat,
Those three blind mice.

Three blind mice,
Three blind mice,
See how they run,
See how they run,
Covered in layers of plastic wrap,
Then tasered 'til half of their bones go snap,
It's difficult making a better trap,
For three blind mice.